This year in 2014, I have some predictions for this year, even better than the Washington Post's. These predictions aren't bold, they're real and they will happen.
I'm Jesse Ventura, and this is CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!
Paula Deen is sick and is in the hospital for 2 weeks.
Psy comes out with some new Asian thing, but it isn't as big.
Dennis Rodman becomes a North Korean citizen.
SNL does something on Dennis Rodman this weekend.
George Bush dies (old Bush)
Jimmy Fallon is on top for late night TV
Facebook Dies
The Cardinals or Reds win the World Series this year.
Smart cars die.
Hipsters in Austin flee to Buffalo and Portland.
50's hip hop and R&B begin a new era
Tupac comes back, he was living in North Dakota under the Alias "Rukahs Caput"
Old TV shows come back, as reruns
David Letterman retires, Bieber has new show.
The Texas Longhorns go 11-2 for the new season
More athletes come out of the closet
Rhinos become extinct
Life on Moon
Blackberry goes Bankrupt
GM Thrives
iPhones aren't a hot commodity anymore
Coffee prices skyrocket
Gas prices plummet
The Aztecs reveal an apocalypse date
Board Games become a thing
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