I need a kickstarter for my kickstarter.

Kid who knows how to party. (Note the ankle socks)

In eighth grade (a forever ago), I competed in the regional science fair, and lost. I would have won if it wasn't for that same kid who wins every year with his dad. But anyway, my project was on memory, vocals, brain function, and sleep. Now if you put all of these things together, you'll end up in your shower. I wondered if it wasn't just me who could sing  really well in the shower. Like you know, when you sing in the shower and you think, "Wow, I sound really good" then realize it's been half an hour and you haven't even shampooed. Or when you remember something in the shower, but forget once you get out. My project didn't make too much sense because I was an eighth grader who did a Coke and Mentos project the year before (Diet Dr. Pepper works better), but it pointed out something we all share.

Today, I am going to revive this science project and will need about $50,000 to fund it. I'm not asking for money, but I know where I can get money from people on the internet, Kickstarter. If you didn't already know, Kickstarter is a platform where people show off their adult size science project or lame childrens' book and receive money from people who think it would be cool.
This is no lame childrens' book, this is real life. I haven't actually started it yet because a pitch on blogger is easier. But here's what I'm going to do.

I will put 150 people in showers and test their vocal skills, brain function, memory, and sleepiness before, during, and after their shower. Then I'll throw some graphs on it and win the Nobel Prize.

It might not actually go like that, or as soon, so for right now it's going back in my box of "Ways to be famous on the internet".

Look out for the shower singing guy in a few years.