The Sandwich

I like sandwiches. I like them so much that they're my favorite type of food that I prefer to eat all the time. Now I couldn't do a ham sandwich made at home for more than 2.5 times because that just gets old and boring quick. PB&J is a different story, though. I've been eating those things everyday for lunch since I started going to school 14ish years ago. Not even kidding. Every damn day and I love it so much. Well not love it, love it, but I really don't want anything else. I know it sounds ridiculous and how I could do the same thing everyday, and I wouldn't be able to tell you because I also don't know. Now that I have much more freedom to roam for lunch without being stopped by Curtis Carty, the sandwich varies. It's gone from thundercloud to this place I can't remember but I ate a good pastrami sandwich. The lone PB&J fades away into the darkness from past memories and good times at lunch as new ones come in. Ok, it's not that dramatic, because I'm currently eating a PB&J sandwich right now and it's pretty good. Never gets old.

But here's what I'm out to do. In future years, maybe like 5, I'm going to buy an airstream and open up a PB&J place on the side of the road. If I can't do that, somehow I'm going to turn the ordinary sandwich into a brand. And I'm going to name it after myself. That's what I'm going to do if this whole President of the United States thing doesn't work out. It'll be great because I would be able to buy out everyone who makes a sandwich. Chick-fil-a, McDonalds, everything. It all started with Washington Carver and the welch brothers and now this. A multi-trillion dollar idea, in cash.